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Tue, Jun. 30th, 2009, 10:52 pm

I had a post planned out in my head at work, but now I've forgotten it.


Blast.


EDIT: I HAS REMEMBEREDED [EDIT EDIT: ONLY MOST OF IT]

It seems like we've come to an age where many of our peers are getting married, etc. I was thinking, and I've realized that it is certainly a sign that I'm not ready for that kinda thing when one of my top reasons for getting married at this point would be so I could quote Wash in that one Firefly episode: "Mmm... wife soup." That's pretty ridiculous. There's other reasons too, like changing our last name to "Awesome" so we could be Mr and Mrs Awesome. With our children Totally and Frikken, of course.

Sun, Jun. 28th, 2009, 12:03 am

Chris: Do I notice anything in the room?
Me: Make a Perception check.
Chris: *rolls* ...20.
Me: You perceive the fuck out of that room.

Fri, Jun. 26th, 2009, 05:41 pm

4th edition isn't ruining D&D. Penny Arcade is ruining D&D.

Tue, Jun. 23rd, 2009, 08:18 pm

Yesterday was awesome. Today is not bad. That's okay, cause two awesome days in a row? You don't want to see the third day.



EDIT: Today was not good. Funny how that works.



Dear Universe,
Please make tomorrow (Wednesday) mediocre and the day after (Thursday) absolutely stupendous. Friday can be alright, same with Saturday (shorter the better. Family get togethers, you understand), but Sunday should be good too. I know you like my life to even out in the end, so I was hoping we could make a deal as to which days are which, as long as they're balanced. Thank you much.

With love,
Wesley (C. Decker)

Sun, Jun. 21st, 2009, 11:33 am
Happy Fathers' Day

She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round

She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice)

She told my baby we'd danced till three, then she looked at me
Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!)
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one

Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Not my lover
Not my lover
Not my lover
Not my lover

Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover

Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is

Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009, 04:36 pm

It appears I've dropped down to the smallest size the holes in my belt will allow.


This is awesome. Putting a hole in now to go even smaller.

Wed, Jun. 10th, 2009, 01:05 am

HAI GUYS NEW ICON

Mon, Jun. 8th, 2009, 12:18 am

What a weird fucking weekend.

Sun, Jun. 7th, 2009, 01:12 am

Today was a weird day.

Thu, Jun. 4th, 2009, 01:49 am

"How am I going to work a basilisk, a dryad, an umber hulk, 3 orcs, a kobold, a young gold dragon, a rust monster and a gelatinous cube into a campaign?"

LATER:

"PLAYERS! THE KINGS' MENAGERIE HAS BROKEN LOOSE!"


It's a good thing I don't have money to waste on miniatures. Stupid WotC.



Also, I think I need to start reading 8-Bit Theatre again.



Also also, who wants to play D&D with me and Christopher and other awesome people this summer? Let's make it happen.

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